This blog consists of over one hundred questions. I have
always been encouraged to ask questions and always been quite curious about a
range of different things. Curious comes from the Latin to “care” so I guess
questions are a good thing. Don’t you think?
A lot of my questions involve word-play and sayings that are
used. Some of them are a little cheeky but no offence is meant as I just do not
know! Some of them are just asked for comical effect and have no answers. These
are the sort of question I enjoy best!
I have a lot of questions on the origins of words but left a
lot of them out as when thinking about then there was a lot of them … there
were far too many to list! I have also asked a lot of questions that have been
asked by a lot of other people before me. I do not claim this all my own list
and certainly not a definitive list. It is a good start of my many questions. If
you have any amusing answers please let me know …
How does a shepherd count his
flock without falling asleep?
Do fish sleep?
Would a solar car be able to
travel faster than the speed of light?
Is it not scary that the word “therapist”
is the same as the words “the” and “rapist” put together?
Do sheep get static when they rub
against each other?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Why do people say “heads up” when
they mean “duck”?
What do you say when someone says
you’re in denial but you’re not?
If you had x-ray vision, but
closed your eyes, could you still see? I guess if you could see through
anything then you would actually see nothing?
If the wind is 50 mph and you
drive your car at 50 mph downwind, if you stick your head out the window, would
you feel the wind?
Why does closing “up” a shop and
closing “down” a shop mean the same thing?
Why are things typed up but
written down?
What does OK actually mean?
If someone said it “was an uphill
battle” and someone else said “it when downhill from there” would they be
having the same problems?
Why is it you can walk down a
road even if it is uphill?
Why doesn’t the glue in the
bottle dry up?
If Luke took a bath, would it be
lukewarm?
If you decide that you are indecisive,
which one would you be?
Why do we have the weight of the
world on our shoulders but we have to get it off our chests?
If you tell someone that they are
being judgemental are you not being judgemental yourself?
Why is your bottom is called that
because it is in the middle if your body?
Whatever colour the liquid the
froth is always white, why?
Why do they say “head over heels
in love” when your head is always over your heels?
Why is the name of the phobia for
the feel of long words called: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If someone cannot hear they are
called deaf, if they cannot see they are blind but there is no name for someone
that cannot taste?
Why would superman want to leap
over the tallest building in a single bound when he can fly?
Why is it called a tv set when
there is only one?
If it is zero degrees outside
today and tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
Why are accident, incident and emergency
so long words as it could take vital mini-seconds off saving someone’s life?
If you are allergic to dogs and
cats, can you go outside when it rains?
Is there another word for thesaurus?
Do cows drink milk?
Can a guy called “Nick” have a
nickname?
If we are supposed to see birdies
when we get knocked out, what do they see?
What is a male ladybird called?
Why an alarm clock called “going
off” when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bulldog and a shih
tzu what type of dog would that is that called?
Why are they called stairs inside
but steps outside?
If an ambulance runs someone over
on the way to an emergency, does it stop to help?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one
cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is there a light in the
fridge and not in the freezer?
Is it not worrying that doctors
call treating you in their “practice”?
What do you call female
daddy-long-legs?
Why is it called a “drive-through”
when you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled
through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a
setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
Do geese get goose bumps?
Why can magicians make things disappear
into thin air, but not thick air?
Why is it rain drops but snow
falls?
Why is it that the slowest
traffic is called rush hour?
What do people in China call
their good plates?
Do feathers ever tickle birds?
Why is it that cargo is
transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Does peanut butter have any
butter in it?
If someone vanished without a
trace, how do people know they are missing?
Why are boxing rings square?
What was the best thing before
sliced bread?
If love is blind why do we have
love at first sight?
What would your own tongue taste
like if you accidently ate it?
Why do we scrub down and wash up?
What is the opposite of opposite?
If practice makes perfect and
nobody is perfect, why do we practice?
If you try to fail and succeed,
what did you just do?
If you dig a tunnel straight
through the earth, will you come out feet first?
Are zebras black with white
strips or white with black strips?
What came first, the fruit or the
colour orange?
Where does the white go when the
snow melts?
Do dwarfs start stories: “When I
was little”?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there’s an exception to every
rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why does Tarzan not have a beard?
Are you tired of people asking
you rhetorical questions and you do not know if they are rhetorical questions
or not?
Why someone that handles your
money is called a “Broker”?
Why do they call it taking a
dump? Should it not be leaving a dump?
If quizzes are quizzical then
what are tests?
Why do they sterilise needles for
lethal injections?
What would happen if an irresistible
force met with an immovable object?
How can you hear yourself think?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the
same thing?
If you feed a bee nothing but
oranges would it start making marmalade?
Why is it you get a penny for
your thoughts, you have to spend a penny to go to the toilet but you have to put
in your two cents worth?
If electricity comes from
electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do you get on a bus and on a
train but in a car?
How can something be new and
improved? If it is new what is being improved upon?
If you are in hell and mad at
someone where would you tell them to go?
I know you can be under whelmed,
you can be over whelmed but could you just be whelmed?
If you take an oriental person
and spin them around a few times, do they become disorientated?
How come overtones and undertones
are the same thing?
What do you use to dilute water?
Before they invented drawing
boards, what did they go back to?
Why do they call it an asteroid
when it is outside the hemisphere but call it a haemorrhoid when it comes out
your ass?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do one legged ducks swim in
circles?
Have you ever imaged a world with
no hypothetical situations?
How do you actually “draw a blank”?
How do you know when you are out
of invisibility ink?
How does the guy who drives the
snow-plough get into work in the morning?
How is it possible to have civil
war?
If all the world is a stage,
where does the audience sit?
If a bus station is where a bus
stops and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have to start work
at my work station?
If a chronic liar tells you he is
a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a mute child swears, does his
mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a turtle loses his shell, is
he homeless and naked?
If psychics know the winning lottery
numbers, why are they all still working?
If knees were backwards, what
would chairs look like?
If soap is used to make you
clean, why does it leave a scum?
If you ate pasta and then
anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you got rid of all but one of
your odds and ends, what would you call it?
Is it possible to be totally
partial?
Why is it when two planes almost
hit each other it is called a “near miss”? Should it not be called a “near hit”?
What colour would a chameleon go
in a mirror?
What would you do when you had an
endangered animal that only ate endangered plants?
What hair colour do you but on a
driving licence for a bald man?
What is a free gift? Are not all
gifts free?
What is another word for synonym?
Whose cruel idea was it for the
word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
Why are we scared of falling and
not the sudden end to falling?
Why did kamikaze pilots where helmets?
Why do flammable and inflammable
mean the same thing?
Why do we not hear of gruntled
employees?
Why is it so hard to remember how
to spell “mnemonic”?
Why is it called a “building”
when it is already built?
Why is it called a bust, when it
stops right before the part bit is named after?
Why is the alphabet in that
order?
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured
cat food?